I know I haven’t written here in a while but it wasn’t due to a lack of content but merely a lack of time. I’ve had many stories to share with you, some of great significance and others more trivial.
The most recent story which occurred just last weekend was from a Romanian girl in Montreal. I was there with my friend visiting some friends in Quebec and she was a mutual friend of ours. We were predrinking at my friend’s place before she showed up with my friend’s coworker and his girlfriend. The minute she walked in the room I knew I was going to hit on her – no questions asked. She had a terrific body and an easy going vibe to her. I could almost tell that we were going to get along. Once everyone was settled we started playing drinking games which always brings out everyone’s fun side. Unfortunately, I wasn’t sitting directly beside her but my friend’s coworker’s girlfriend was between us. I would always have to lean and bend myself around her just so I could speak to the Romanian girl, we’ll call her Melissa. It was more of me making confident self-aggrandizing statements to get her attention. I was playing the cocky funny spiel to my advantage and the libations were going down well. It was just past midnight and as soon as the bell tolled she mentioned she has a boyfriend…to be continued.
Deus Ex Machina 